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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 11:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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No way

No go.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

So they tried

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

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Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?